Years ago one of my best friends Dads worked at Somerville Lumber, before he got laid off. At all times this man had an XL Dunkins cup in hand. He used to fall asleep in his recliner downstairs and my friends Mom would come and yell "Paul, get up you gotta take the boys to baseball." This poor guy, trying to catch some shut eye and now he's gotta get up and chauffeur around some kids.

He would groan his way out of the chair, walk in the kitchen and nuke that Dunkies cup back to life before he yelled up the stairs, "Let's go shit heads, hurry up and get in the car"

No matter where, no matter when, he'd get out of that chair for his kids and their friends. You need to get a couple of these shirts, cause I should really be paying this man back some serious gas money.

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